Jessica
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Posts by Jessica
Won’t You Be My Neighbor?
Jan 31st
Well kids, it’s time for me to kick off my tennies and put my cardigan back in the closet, because today is your auntie Jessica’s last day at Ugliest Tattoos. It’s been a wonderful few years making fun of the good, the bad, and (mostly) the ugly, but now it’s time for me to go help other girls and boys by showing them pictures of flying penises (that came out wrong). You’ll be in excellent hands with the lovely and talented Nick, who will be taking over from Cheezburger HQ. If you want to read more of my drunk ranting/offer me lucrative freelance writing opportunities, you can follow me on Twitter . LET’S BE FRIENDS (I’m already drunk). . Kisses forever (eww, not there. I’m not THAT drunk (yet)), Jessica P.S.: Okay, NOW I’m that drunk. Let’s make out. Submitted by: CheezWerker42 Via: geyserofawesome.com
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Taco Party!
Jan 30th
I would like to go to a taco party. But I would settle for a nacho party. Or even an eating-a-hunk-of-pepper-jack-while-standing-in-front-of-the-open-refrigerator-party. I’m hungry. Submitted by: Erik
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No, No, No
Jan 29th
Hey, what better way to honor Amy Winehouse’s life than by getting a tattoo of her while you’re fall-down drunk? If she could see this tattoo from heaven, she’d probably throw a pint glass at a fan and then take a nap under a bar stool. (That means “I approve” in Winehousian.) Submitted by: Unknown
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Fierce
Jan 29th
Hey, not every lion can be the king of the jungle. Someone has to be the meth-burnout 7-Eleven employee of the jungle. Submitted by: Unknown
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So Sugar IS Bad for You!
Jan 29th
God I hate to see cupcake-on-cupcake violence. This is worse than the time Mrs. Butterworth got assaulted by the Pillsbury Dough Boy. Submitted by: Alex
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What, No Scrambled Eggs?
Jan 29th
Screw mink. Nothing is more elegant that a couple of bacon slices draped around your shoulders. Take note, Joan Collins. Submitted by: tonique Via: headofrothchild.com
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The Family That Fails Together
Jan 28th
Wow. Someone hasn’t flossed in a while. Submitted by: Unknown Via: www.facebook.com
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That’s it, From Now on I’m Going to a Different Gym
Jan 28th
Danny Bonaduce is actually looking better than I would have expected. Submitted by: Raphael
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Four Score and Seven Bones Ago
Jan 28th
Huh. Abe Lincoln’s head on Demi Moore’s body. Who’da thunk? Submitted by: Wanderer
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But Classy for at Least Ten
Jan 28th
This is bad even by DIY standards. Even a tattoo done while actually engaging in 69 shouldn’t be this ugly. Submitted by: Pete
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