boobies
Sexay
Jan 23rd
You know, adding a horrible appendectomy scar to this tattoo was probably a good idea. That will add five seconds before anyone notices all the OTHER horrible things about it. Submitted by: NJB
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You Spelled “Homely Girl” Wrong
Jan 22nd
This may look a bit sketchy, but remember, it’s en proceso. By the time its done, it’s probably going to look TERRIBLE. Submitted by: Unknown
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Boob Wars
Jan 2nd
I wonder if this woman ever goes to w00tstock just to see how many aneurysms she can cause. Submitted by: Dance Dance Via: www.geekytattoos.com
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Sushi’s Revenge
Nov 23rd
Ah, yes, Hokusai’s late-career classic, The Dream of the Fisherman’s Chubby Sister-in-Law. Submitted by: ichc.jessica Via: www.facebook.com
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Isn’t Hell Supposed to Be Hot?
Nov 19th
Well isn’t that sexy? Sorry, did I say sexy? I meant pointy. She’s very pointy. Just like the pile of broken glass someone obviously used to create this tattoo. Submitted by: Unknown
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Until Next Time, Unpleasant Dreams!
Oct 31st
Happy Halloween, my little video tapeworms! As far as I’m concerned, it’s not a holiday without the Mistress of the Dark, so here’s a nice Elvira tat to get your morning started out on the right spike heel. And if that doesn’t work, try eating an entire bag of mini Mr. Goodbars. That’ll really get you going. I’ve heard. Also, don’t bother trick-or-treating at my house tonight because somebody who is totally not me ate all the mini Mr. Goodbars. Submitted by: Unknown Via: www.myspace.com
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Shoot, Screw, or Marry: Sexy Zombie Nurse Edition
Oct 28th
You guys, why are zombie nurse tattoos a thing? You know what, don’t answer that. I don’t want to know. Because it’s not Halloween without sexy nurses, and because it’s not ZOMBIE WEEK without zombies, and because it’s Friday, let’s just Shoot, Screw, or Marry us some sexy zombie nurses, shall we? If you’re just joining us, the rules are simple. You have to decide which sexy zombie nurse you’d kill with a high-powered rifle while running away through the abandoned streets of a major city, which one you’d have a hot one-bite stand (I’m sorry) with, and which one you’d settle down with to spend the rest of your brain chomping days. Via: offthemaptattoo.com Our first zombie nurse is here to take your blood pressure and inject you with the ooze from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II. Via: tattoosbycaroline.com Next we have a zombie eating intestines, or possibly trying to shove them in her ear. I can’t really tell. Via: girlgonegeekblog.com And finally we have what is either a staggering zombie nurse or me trying to get home after a long night of drinking. Today’s tattoos are pretty awesome, so this should be easy, assuming you find it easy to imagine yourself doing it with the walking dead (I know you do, you sick bastards). As for me, I’m not a big fan of needles, so I’ll shoot SZN #1. Screw SZN #3, because you know what they say about zombies in red shoes. And since a bowl of menudo is about the only thing that will cure my hangover after any given Halloween party, I think SZN #2 is my best gal. Happy Friday, kids! Put your picks in the comments, and put your eyes on today’s vote page if you want more sexy zombie nurses. Submitted by: ichc.jessica
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Confessions of a Teenage Zombie Queen
Oct 26th
You say “decaying zombie,” I say “average night outside of the Chateau Marmont with Lindsay Lohan.” Submitted by: Redden
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Splattered Blood or Spilled Açaí Berry Juice?
Oct 26th
Zombie Audrina Patridge really doesn’t look all that different from the real thing. Submitted by: Jason McMillian
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Gonna Need Some Vicodin After That
Oct 26th
This zombie is apparently also a nurse, so I’m actually not sure if that’s a brain she’s holding, or if it’s a serving of hospital Jell-O. Submitted by: HappyDay911
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