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So just recently, uncomfortably attractive barely legal actress Selena Gomez stopped by Under The Gun in Los Angeles to get her very first tattoo!  Be still my beating heart!  Upon hearing the news that Selena Gomez was getting inked, the paparazzi quickly descended upon the famous tattoo parlour to see what she was getting inked on.  Was she getting a full sleeve?  Maybe a cobra with its tail wrapped around a very phallic missile and an American flag in those side-flat things on his head (I call him Freedom Cobra)?  Or maybe something simple like a Popeye anchor tattoo on her forearms?  The world waited on baited breath to discover what Selena Gomez’s new tattoo would be until finally she emerged from the tattoo parlour to reveal… A Tiny Heart Tattoo on Her Wrist Seriously?  That was it?  A tiny tattoo of a heart on her wrist?  Why even bother getting a tattoo at that point?  We’ve seen bigger permanent marks on people who have had a pencil in their pocket and accidentally jabbed themselves with it.  Demi Lovato has bigger and better tattoos on her wrist, and she did them all by herself with a razor blade.  Come on, Selena Gomez.  If you are going to get a tattoo and try to make it all newsworthy, at the very least get a tramp stamp that says “Daddy’s Girl” or something. What Does Justin Bieber Think? Strangely enough, Selena Gomez’s boyfriend, Justin Bieber wasn’t there with Selena when she got all inked up.  Is there trouble in paradise?  You would think that Justin Bieber would have been right by her side, since he apparently loves tattoos.  He even got one not too long ago of Jesus on his calf.  Apparently this is because he claims he is super religious and stuff, and really loves Jesus so he got Jesus tattooed on himself because of that bible verse that says you should worship graven images.  Personally, we think Justin Bieber got jealous of how everyone quit making fun of him and just started hoping he would go back to Canada so we could focus on more important things – like making fun of Tim Tebow and how awful he is. Well, of course Justin Bieber couldn’t let Tim Tebow have the spotlight, so Bieber had to take it one step further to show just how much he loved Jesus too.  As if the world didn’t have enough reasons to hate him already.  He did say that he was at a yogurt stand and he saw that the guy working there had a tattoo on his lower lip, and Justin Bieber thought it was “way cool” so he is thinking of getting one now.  Maybe this was a rare instance of self-reflection in young Bieber, since he knows once the world comes back to its senses a yogurt stand will be the only place he can be employed.

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