portraits
No, No, No
Jan 29th
Hey, what better way to honor Amy Winehouse’s life than by getting a tattoo of her while you’re fall-down drunk? If she could see this tattoo from heaven, she’d probably throw a pint glass at a fan and then take a nap under a bar stool. (That means “I approve” in Winehousian.) Submitted by: Unknown
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You Spelled “Homely Girl” Wrong
Jan 22nd
This may look a bit sketchy, but remember, it’s en proceso. By the time its done, it’s probably going to look TERRIBLE. Submitted by: Unknown
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I Fail the Line
Jan 18th
I hope that gesture was intended for the tattoo artist. Submitted by: Unknown
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There’s a Good Gollum joke in There Somewhere . . .
Jan 15th
. . . but I’m lazy so I’m just going to say “My preeeeeeecious!” Low-hanging fruit, etc. Submitted by: Sabra
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Chola Marilyn
Jan 13th
Marilyn may not have been what we would consider well behaved, but I’m certain that she was never into chewing tobacco. Submitted by: Unknown
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Stop Tattooing
Jan 9th
I just got a new haircut and was reminded of how easy it is for bangs to go from Girl with the Dragon Tattoo –chic to lesbian trucker from Barstow as soon as the wind blows or you wake up at 6 a.m. under a bar stool. This lady knows what I’m talking about. I do not, however, know of a haircut that makes your eyes two different sizes. I would drive across town to go to a different Supercuts if that’s the level of service I was getting. Submitted by: Unknown
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HelOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jan 7th
People in my hometown made a big deal out of Mrs. Doubtfire because one of the scenes was filmed in a local restaurant and everyone was sure they’d be BFFs with Sally Field and/or Pierce Brosnan’s plus-one for the wrap party by the time the director shouted “CUT” through an old-timey blowhorn. I went to see it in the theater with my parents, and then saw it again a few days later at a birthday party. I wasn’t so hot on it the first time around, and had I known the plan for Lisa Fitzsimons’ big day, well, I probably would have forgone Costco sheet cake to avoid seeing Robin Williams in drag twice. (Also, who the hell takes 12 kids to the movies for a birthday party? Lazy. Either that or Mrs. Fitzsimons’s affection for white zinfandel made a dark theater preferable to a houseful of screaming kids, which actually would explain why Lisa had to drive us home.) Anyway, what I’m saying it that, almost 20 years later, I’m still not ready to have any more Mrs. Doubtfire in my life. Mrs. Doubt franklin on the other hand . . . Submitted by: Renee
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You and Me Both, Jesus. You and Me Both
Jan 7th
Because we here at UT are dedicated to serious journalism, I feel obligated to bring you this important news about Justin Bieber’s newest Jesus tattoo . Just how many Jesus tattoos does one 17-year-old need? If he keeps this up, Justin Bieber is going to start to look like the prayer candle stall at a Tijuana flea market. Submitted by: ichc.jessica Via: www.dlisted.com
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Presley and Manson. Because of Course
Jan 6th
I don’t even know. I think I might need my own skull-and-crossbones bottle of something before I can even begin to comprehend this. Submitted by: mc
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Kid Looks Happy Now, But Wait Until He Sees the Tattoo
Jan 6th
I’m not really sure what the relationship could be between this baby picture and a tattoo of the Heat Miser on meth trying to eat a caterpillar. If anyone knows, please don’t tell me because I’d rather not. Submitted by: Embiechan Via: www.facebook.com
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